Findings:

• Judging women by their books
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Capitalize, please
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• those magnificent men in their flying machines
• People who carp about their jobs
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Know your pets
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• And I don't even know their names
• People who don't read
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Men who purr
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• Flaunting your sexuality
• The Men Who Built America
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The Men Who Murdered Mohammed
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Why don't men shave?
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• We Don't Need the Men
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• people who don't exist
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• Six good men who listened
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Men Who Dig Up History
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• The Men Who Stare At Goats
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Dead links in writeups
• A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
• The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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