Findings:

• up his own arse
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• And lo, the Phoenix shall hatcheth, and burrow through ye arse with fiery abandon!
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• So Far From Home
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• "So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Can you taste your own chicken?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• So you want to write your own Wiki?
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• Thursday is so far away
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• So I wake up
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• You can see through my mask
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• So close yet so far away
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• The Story So Far
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• As far as the eye can see
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• I wake up so energized
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Talk through your hat
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• You can see right through me
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Can We Talk About This?
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• I can own this room
• Can I wake you up?
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• How can I see far?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• so far
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• So far, so good
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• Faraway, So Close!
• Why must you live so far away?
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• stop adoring from so far away
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The things you own end up owning you
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• The world through a filter so thin of you
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Her hair, tangled
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• So why talk about politics now
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Arse Biscuits
• Bunch of Arse!
• A face like a slapped arse
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• aluminum can
• garbage can
• trash can
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?

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