stats

A common early question in a private chat on the Net is "stats?" The person asking usually expects to be given the following information:

• ASL - age, sex, location
• height
• weight
• smooth or hairy?
• body shape (eg, thin, cuddly, toned, buff, athletic, etc)
• any other distinguishing characteristics

If the chat room has an adult (gay) theme, or if the person questioning is a tad deprived, one might also be expected to provide more information:

• whether the penis is cut or uncut
• length of the penis
• girth of the penis (usually only given if thick)

Direct though these questions may be, the first set allows both people to see if the private chat is worth continuing. The second set of questions helps create imagery in cyber sex.

The author of this write-up does not necessarily subscribe to this type of conversation and has provided this information for those who may have encountered the "stats?" question and for those who are bored and wanted to read something different and possibly useful.