Being a member in good standing of the Furman University Paladin Regiment, I feel it necessary to preserve our many fine sayings and songs for posterity. So:

The Ugly Cheer
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi,
You ugly! yeaahhhh, you ugly!

M-A-M-A, how you think you got that way?
Your mama! yeaahhhh, your mama!

D-A-D-D-Y, you don't even know the guy,
Your daddy! yeaahhhh, your daddy!

S-T-I-N-K, did you take a bath today?
You stink! yeaahhhh, you stink!

J-U-N-K, no one on your team can play,
You junk! yeaahhhh, you junk!

Ref's a Crack-whore (to be shouted after a bad call)
Ref's a crack-whore
Clap, clap, clap-clap, clap

Blood Makes the Grass Grow
Kill! kill! Blood makes the grass grow!
Greener, greener: grow grass, grow!


Alternate for Basketball:
Kill! kill! Blood makes the floor shine!
Brighter, brighter: shine floor, shine!


The FU Cheer (a play on our school initials)
Drum major: FU one time!
Crowd: FU one time!
Drum major: FU two times!
Crowd: FU two times!
Drum major: FU three times!
Crowd: FU three times!
Drum major: FU allllll the time!
Crowd: FU allllll the time!

More to come as I recall them. Feel free to add your own favorites.

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