Rice Cooker,
Rice Burner.
To clarify, for our non-techhead noders here... Many rice cookers of today have cheap parts. Parts like;
This means that that
shitty engine you see under the hood might just be packing a
powerhouse. I suggest you take a very close look before you pull up to the line, because that little
Civic EX might be an 11 second
sleeper.
par exemple. At the line:
Firebird twitters a little bit at take-off, but otherwise clean. The
Honda screams ahead, squeeling mid-shift.
At the finish... it's the... Honda Accord beating the Firebird into submission.
Twas' a sad day indeed.
encore?
Firebird off the line wips the
Eagle with not so much as a glance back. Looks as if the
Firebird took the win:
Until the V4 Talon screams by, giving the Firebird a clear view of a restructured exhaust.
Yet another sad day indeed...
Other shamed races.
I can't talk though, I'm in the process of buying a
Subaru WRX. What has become of my
muscle car loyalties?
Update: Fuck a Subaru. I got a Lexus instead.