Not to mention that
"Which would you rather be, the sandcastle or the wave?" crap that appear in those magazines. Here's some more annoying selections:
Which would you rather be, the light bulb or the electricity?
Would you rather be a cheater or a two-timer?
Would you want to steal the show or be the show?
You want ketchup widdat? (Sorry, shameless CowboyNeal quote.)
Would you rather be called Sir or Duuuude!?
And finally: Would you rather be excited by someone or put the excitement in someone without it?
These are supposedly written by the same people who write the PSAT tests, only there is no guessing penalty, thank heavens.