The DC
(named after its creator, my
roommate, who we call "DC Jive" simply because he deserves an
awesome name.)
Serve it mixed, on
ice. You can tell how
cheap your vodka is by how much the Bailey's curdles.
Gordon's will give you fun little chunks which coat your
glass, while
Smirnoff will leave it smooth and non-disgusting-looking. This drink tastes like a
mudslide with a decisive kick-you-in-the-
balls twang to it. 2 of these will do well to put you on the
floor.
The V2
(the official drink of The Xtension Chords)
Vess Whistle is cheap
orange soda which you can get around here at the
UIUC for $1.09 for 3 liters. It has the amazing
ability to drown out all vodka taste completely. This allows even the most inexperienced
drinker to get
hammered off of what tastes exactly like
yummy, bubbly, orangy goodness. Even better with
orange vodka.