/me woke up with stomach pains and a dizzy spell.

But the dizzy spell was probably because I was up all night trying to sleep with said stomach pains.

Needless to say, I spent most of the day trying to sleep with stomach pains. Not very nice, considering most of it was coupled with diarreha. From all this, I was reminded of one thing: I hate the taste of Alka-Seltzer. I don't care that there's no generic equivilant for it.

Later I developed shoulder cramps which graduated into shoulder spasms. But enough of today.