"Today I learned that mountain goats aren't actually goats."

"Uh, yeah? They're people."

"I'm pretty sure goats aren't people."

"Not those mountain goats! The other ones!"

"I'm pretty sure there's only one species of mountain goats."

"I'm talking about the band."

"There's a band made of goats?"

"They're not goats!"

"Exactly! They're a type of antelope."