(idea) by Cow Of Doom Mon Apr 24 2000 at 13:02:40

the pessimistic c programmer's first program: 


#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char **argv) {
  int to_my_maker = 0;
  printf("Goodbye, Cruel World.\n");
  return(to_my_maker);
}

*rimshot*

I like it! 1 C!