I know this joke which
features Dennis:
A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his
hotel room. He removes his shirt, revealing all his
tattoos, and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "
Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it.
Dennis says, "When I play
basketball, the
cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for
advertisement."
A bit later, his
pants are off and she sees "
Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally, the
underwear comes off, and she sees the word "
AIDS" tattooed on his
penis. She jumps back with
shock.
"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
Dennis says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "
ADIDAS".
(what do you mean,
corny? I like it :-)