In a moment of weakness on a communion Sunday at my church, I realized just how much I enjoyed the body and the blood of the Christ.

"Take, eat, His body and His blood, shed for you."

Grr... there goes my stomach again. I'm so hungry I could eat a deity!

"Take, eat, His body and His blood, shed for you."

Ooh, he's comin' towards me... My turn... My turn!

"Take, eat, His body and His blood, shed for you."

Crunch Smack *Gulp*
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!

Mmmmmmm..... The Christ was delicious! I want another!

"Hey Pastor, can I ahhh..."

No, you fool! Now's not the time!

"umm... you know, Jesus was an excellent poker player."

Arrrgh! You've failed me once again!

"Go get some food."

"Right."