In a moment of weakness on a communion
Sunday at my church, I realized just how much I enjoyed the body and the blood of the
Christ.
"Take, eat, His body and His blood, shed for you."
Grr... there goes my stomach again. I'm so hungry I could eat a deity!
"Take, eat, His body and His blood, shed for you."
Ooh, he's comin' towards me... My turn... My turn!
"Take, eat, His body and His blood, shed for you."
Crunch Smack *Gulp*
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!
Mmmmmmm..... The Christ was delicious! I want another!
"Hey Pastor, can I ahhh..."
No, you fool! Now's not the time!
"umm... you know, Jesus was an excellent poker player."
Arrrgh! You've failed me once again!
"Go get some food."
"Right."