Screw New Year's. I wanna talk about soup.
Last night, in a drunken stupor, I decided to cook some ramen noodles. After I had finished cooking them I was sitting on the floor bowl in hand, and I realized that it is not the noodles that make a good soup good, it's the broth. You could have the best fucking noodles available to man, but if your broth is shit no will eat them. It's all about the broth.