I swear to God, that if I ever catch you messing around,
I'll hunt you down and crush you like the pathetic blood sucking leech that you are.
You can do anything to me, I really don't give a cockroach's tail, but, as long as I've been ignoring your filthy, slothy existence, I don't really see the point of your misleading little stories.
He didn't do anything to you, so leave him out.
Never underestimate the power of defending beliefs...