Canada (place)

For the life of me, I can find neither the original form of this joke, nor who said it originally:

"If you think about it, Canada could have been the best country on Earth.

It had the potential to take the best of English culture, French cooking and American engineering.

Instead, they wound up with English cooking, French engineering and American culture!"

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Provinces of Canada:

• British Columbia
• Alberta
• Saskatchewan
• Manitoba
• Ontario
• Quebec
• New Brunswick
• Nova Scotia
• Prince Edward Island
• Newfoundland

Also:

• Yukon Territory
• Northwest Territories
• Nunavut