Well, they'd quit trying to assimilate other planets. They'd just sit around on Everything and Slashdot all day and talk about how great Linux and Linus Torvalds were, expecting other planets to just sign up for assimilation. Hell, if other planets were even worth assimilating, they'd already be on Linux -- otherwise, they're too stupid to bother with.

Hey, I kid! I kid 'cause I love!