Anthony of Padua is the Catholic saint of lost stuff. His tongue is preserved at the Vatican, leaving an interesting mystery of faith: where is the rest of him? Surely it's not... lost? Well, you can't ask St. Anthony, because his tongue is in the Vatican. Anyhow, he was martyred in 1231. So, next time you start to say, "Where in God's name is X?" and use foul language... don't. Use your chain of command, and pray to St. Anthony first. Of course, if you're not Catholic, all bets are off.