Some think that we like tanned female bodies with pale breasts. One night,I was riding with my friends Ross and Casey in Casey's car. Earlier that day, Casey had bought an "erotic spoken word" CD... I don't recall why he'd purchased it, but he started playing it as we were driving along, as we were all curious to hear what such a thing would be like. Well, it was rather disappointing all around, being fairly boring in addition to having terrible voice-acting, but the worst thing about it were the corny male sexual fallacies it contained.

The story went like this: two women were stuck at home after being ditched by their boyfriends when they were supposed to be on dates, and started fooling around. They got to the bit where one takes off her bra, and the other woman says "You've got nice tan lines. Men all love those pale white triangles...". Ross, Casey and I look angrily at the CD player and shout "No we DON'T!" in perfect unison.

Believe me, girls, it's not true. Frankly, I find tans rather unattractive in general.