I can't understand why anyone would sell yogurt with the fruit at the bottom. Do they think yogurt eaters need wrist-strengthening exercises? It is supposed to be some sort of treat - a whole bunch of fruity pulp for whoever eats the yogurt plain? A wonderful surprise for idiots who think they've been duped into buying plain yogurt? What?

When I buy fruit yogurt, I want it stirred. I want it thoroughly blended by a factory-inspected blending machine before it's sealed in that light-blocking plastic container with the tin-foil top. Why the hell would I want to stir it myself? To make sure it's done right? I think a factory-inspected blending machine can do a better job blending the fruit that I can.

Besides... I need my wrist for other stuff.