The University of Pennsylvania distributed a promotional magnetic poetry set in the Fall of 2000. The poorly chosen vocabulary made forming anything coherent something of a challenge. It was a 5" x 8" magnetic card which had to be separated into its constituent words. In the center was the horrible pun "STICK with PENN !!!", which is why STICK is all caps below.
Herewith, the collection of poetry which had survived on my fridge the entire academic year. The stanzas were arranged in three columns. Below, the triple line breaks indicate where the column breaks were. No, I don't know why they are mostly sexual in nature.
Hey you
let's go do
the kiss game
I said you
and me
how friends will look on us
can we do it?
all college girls
want professor come !!!
see fun red love STICK going out
have to shop for what they eat today
she like s eat ing
dorm cook ed guys
at a fraternity
house party
loud with no class
he did her Ivy field
money can't smile