Limerick #1
There once was a woman named Dinah,
Who would hide stars inside her vagina,
One day she fell over,
And went supernova,
And parts of landed her in China.
Limerick #2
Let me tell you all about Charlie,
That boy could suck-start a Harley,
He'd fondle my mast,
With an expert grasp,
As a coxswain he handled it yarly.