Song written by Matthew Good.
Recorded on the Matthew Good Band's first EP "Raygun."

Venus was a fly trap,
The man you loved devoured.
I used to dream about your sister
Standing in the shower.
But I was never cool,
You thought I was a cowboy.
I wonder where my gun is.
Can you spare a bullet Senorita?

I will always be the worst.
I will always be the worst.

Generation X-Wing,
That's gotta be the Death Star.
I used to dream about the future.
I used to dream about a lot of things.
But I was never cool,
So you can call me loser.
Yeah you can call me anything you want to, Senorita.

I will always be the worst.
I will always be the worst.
I will always be the worst.
I will always be the worst.

Help me up,
A Pair of wings,
A little rope,
All those things.
She always said I'd find a cure for cancer;
I read my horoscope, but I just can't pull it off alone.

Venus was a fly trap,
The man you loved devoured.
I used to dream about your sister
Fucking me in the shower.
But I was never cool,
So you can call me loser.
Yeah you can call me anything you want to, Senorita.

I will always be the worst.
I will always be the worst.
I will always be the worst.
I will always be the worst.