Three cheers for
work!
I wanted to call in this morning, I really did....but I always need the money and the
opportuniy cost of missing a day kills my bank account. I figured out something yesterday, the fuel gauge in my
car is broken. I put three dollars worth of gas, and it still read "
Low Fuel." One day those bastards at Chrystler will pay! To any
noder reading this,
NEVER BUY A CHRYSTLER! I thought I'd share some consumer tips, driving a Chrystler is more expensive in the long run than
smoking. I am not kidding.
I took my time with Leslie, when she worked at the bar, I never asked her out. But the club closed, so I asked her out last night. I am happy to say, my patience was rewarded. Patience in realtionships is vital, but patience serves as a doormat sometimes too. Women have always told me to be patient, and I've watched those same women trounce patient men. The statement should be, "respect yourself, then be patient".....I've seen dumbasses have their hearts torn out, and then Mexican hat dances done around them from the chest cavities of good men. There's a flipside to this, I've seen guys dog out some of the nicest women I have ever met. OK, this has been said too many times.....stop writng Suckapant, NOW! Third person thoroughly