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A man is walking along the beach at low tide.
He comes along a naked woman with no arms or legs.
As he passes (hey! she might just be sunbathing!) she begins to cry.
He asks why she's crying.
"I'm 21 and I've never been hugged!" says she.
He duly hugs her with all his heart.
He turns to move off, when she begins to cry again.
"I'm 21 and I've never been kissed!" says she.
He duly gives her a full frenchy.
He turns to move off again, and she crys once more.
"I'm 21 and I've never been screwed!" says she.
He duly picks her up and chucks her into the rising sea.
"Now you're screwed!"

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