If you hated the person who told you the
Easter bunny or
Santa Claus didn’t really exist -
Stop reading this now.
Right.
Dame Edna Everage is a great entertainer and performer as
Athos pointed out -
BUT you should know three very important things about her that you may not want to know, or that may disturb you greatly.
(
You were warned)
Firstly: "Dame Edna Everage" is not a real "
Dame". Shocking, I know. A "Dame" is (1) A woman holding a
nonhereditary title conferred by a
sovereign in recognition of
personal merit or
service to the country, or (2) The wife or widow of a
knight. Therefore "Dame Edna Everage" cannot be a real "Dame"*.
(If that didn’t shock you enough
there's more)
Secondly; Edna Everage has a
penis - yes
the one eye'd trouser snake,
the wife’s best friend,
the percy,
the cock,
the mans stick,
your prick, your
hard member... but
I digress... Furthermore she contains all the parts necessary to be classified as a
male, and none of the parts necessary to be classified as a
female. Thusly, Edna Everage is a man.
(Are you sure you don’t want to stop reading now - you just read the last paragraph right?)
Finally; Edna Everage isn’t even HIS/HER real name. Edna Everage is really 67 year-old
character actor "
Barry Humphries".
So when ever you see Edna Everage dressed in his/her outrageous dresses talking about
the womanly thing to do on TV shows like "
Dame Edna’s Neighborhood Watch" - Just remember; He/She's not a women, He/She's not a real Dame and he/she is actually a really old character actor named Barry Humphries.
* The fact that “Dame” is slang for “old woman” in many places has been noted. This is why I say; “Dame Edna Everage is not a real Dame” instead of "Dame Edna Everage is not a Dame".