The Ides of March. I spent a highly appropriate two-thousand-and-forty-fourth anniversary of the assassination of Gaius Julius Caesar: In the morning, I went to London to sit a government test, which certainly felt like a knife in the back, due to its combination of stupidity and viciousness.

In the afternoon, I rushed to Hemel Hempstead to act as a supply teacher - which I'm not properly qualified to do. Today's topic was Roman Britain, for history. I duly told them the sad story of Caesar - although I left out the sex, as I thought that might be unappreciated. We also covered Augustus and Claudius very quickly, before moving on to Boudicca's revolt (or Boadicea's, according to taste). As she ravaged this area in particular, that captured the imagination of the ten-year-olds. We also did - by request - a spot of Latin, and then I went home, dog-tired.