Battle Beasts were pretty lame compared to other toys of that time (see GI Joe, Transformers, He-Man, MASK, Robotech, or Voltron).

They were these little anthropomorphic animals that had armor and weapons, and a black square on their chests. You would rub the black square to reveal one of three insignias: water, fire, or wood. Then you could play what was basically a variation of paper-rock-scissors.

Fire burns wood.
Wood floats on water.
Water puts out fire.


Wood floats on water? Hello? I'm not impressed. I can see how fire burns wood being a threat, or water quelling a fire, but "Wood floats on water"? Sounds like a draw to me.