Lest we forget of the perils of
let me remind you, smokers, that those of us who do not indulge in your habit still have our life-spans irrecoverably shortened by the environmental hazard you pose. Yes, theoretically, we are near-
immortal. But the
American Indians destroyed our
Eden. I offer three possible solutions:
1. Non-smokers enclose themselves in hermetically sealed rooms
a la the
Bubble Boy
2. Non-smokers hunt down and kill all smokers
3. I had a third solution, actually, the premature aging brought upon me by
second-hand smoke robbed me of it.
This shall not go unpunished!