I got in touch with a girl I used to hang out with about a year ago. She's this really cute blonde haired girl named Heather, and she looks exactly like Faith Hill, except with a tongue piercing. It turns out she's pregnant and engaged to be married. She also quit her job dispensing tasty beverages at Starbuck's. I need to meet her for a game of pool or something to chat and catch up on things.
I wish I hadn't stopped hanging out with her when I started dating the weird scientologist girl from Kansas.
To the Discovery channel: I'm sorry, but your efforts to get me excited about the wooly mammoth just aren't working. All the Star Wars-esque special effects and dramatic, celebrity voice-overs just won't get me excited about recent archaeological findings about ancient, giant elephants. I like the rest of the programming, though.
I wish Brenda would call me or something. Anything.