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I was one of the two main characters in an action movie. While we were running through the forest on important business, we saw a naked man with long, messy hair, who was squatting on the edge of the cliff, and was about to give birth. Suddenly, the baby came out, and dangled off the edge of the cliff in the umbilical cord.

Before any of us could do anything to prevent it, the placenta came out as well, and the baby fell about 3 metres straight to the ground.

It probably didn't survive.