I was one of the two main character
s in an action movie
. While we
were running through the forest on important business
, we saw a
, messy hair
, who was squatting
the edge of the cliff, and was about to give birth
. Suddenly, the
came out, and dangled off the edge of the cliff in the umbilical
Before any of us could do anything to prevent it, the placenta came out
as well, and the baby fell about 3 metres straight to the ground.
It probably didn't survive.