10:10 AM PST: Today I feel somewhat slippery inside my clothes. This is directly attributable to the No. 1 buzzcut I gave my chest last night. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm smooooooooooth...

So the management takeover of the company is temporarily stalled. We're awaiting the the results of a merger deal that's already far apace. I give it a 50% probability of success. If we aren't purchased in that manner, we'll go before the board with our plan and beg for money. It's all rather exciting - but I promised myself I wouldn't faint this week.