All right, peoples.
I am currently vying for the as-yet-to-be-created role at my firm of Creative Director. In an effort to show my overlords that I can, in fact, be the CD, and win $250, I am going to Make E2 Pretty! I'm gonna make it the prettiest damn website you ever did see! You see, they want to see that I can not only make pretty designs, but that I can also do all these other important things like make a robust style guide to go along with the design. But regardless, you're about to find out what the art in artman means.
So if you're in this contest, too, watch out, because I plan on kicking your ass. You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout and I'll tell ya why: the Artman is coming to town, and he isn't playing any Reindeer Games.
Well, if something happens and despite my best efforts I run out of time and can't finish it before the Sept. 28 deadline, forget everything I just said. :)