So it's the
middle of the
night and all is supposed to be
quiet. I
wake up to a strange creaking
noise and get very
paranoid about a break in (I've been robbed twice in this
flat). I roll over in
bed and the noises get worse. Then ...
creak bang crunch
my mattress falls through the bed to the floor. My bed broke. I wouldn't mind so much if either a) I has having bouncy sex with someone (my hand doesn't count) or b) I was really overweight, but for no reason my bed has died.
It looks like the bed was held together with staples. Not the most secure of things. So now I have to go buy wood screws, and a drill to put it all back together.
Still thats the most excitement I've seen in bed in a year!