Wait,     WAIT,

Wait,

Should we legalize
......murder?

haHAAAA!

Or let's plaaaaaaaaan
a robbery a robbery
a robbery a robbery

But no, Rindenfjord will DIE
and the patriarchy will DIE
and the pithy leaders of marginally organized ignorance will DIE
because have you ever raped and sodomized an entire family
for ICE CREAM and APPLE PIE and
Yelman?

But what the fuck are you even talking about?
When's the last time you ever fell down a flight of stairs and died?
When's the last time you were ever sodomized by a goat?
in the shower?
with frostbite?
twice?

(Keep the chant rolling, please, it is negotiably iambic...)

I killed a man with his own stomach I
killed a man with his own stomach I
killed a man with his own stomach I