My coder friend, B. and I were on a 007 adventure, escaping from the bad guys. We were in a group of about 6 or 7 black suited people. We had black suits on too - and shades. One of them was my friend's girlfriend. We were traveling in a big old Cadillac. We found a cheesy motel on the outskirts of town. Once we had gotten to the room, we decided to go to the pool.

B. and his girlfriend decided it was time to have sex, so they stripped at the pool. The rest of us were all just hanging around, talking, and wearing our black suits and shades. I noticed that B. had absolutely no genitalia - his bottom was as smooth as Ken's - and the same was true for his lovely girlfriend. And their method of having sex seemed to involve flopping around on top of each other as though they were fish out of water. None of us thought it was odd, however.

We didn't stare.