(To the tune of
Beck's "
Loser")
In the day of
sysop nerds I was a flunkie
Jolt in my brains and body feeling chunky
With the plastic mouse balls spray paint the
Commodore
System install with the hard drive on the floor
Kill the process and put it in
/dev/null
Email flaming with the user hitting D-control
Shell's called Reno and it's written in C
Got a couple of
xterms, keys set to repeat
Root came sayin' I'm insane to complain
About an online wedding and a stain on my screen
Don't believe everything that you
make(1)
You get a cracker from Europe and a login that's fake
So write your code in
Perl in the dark
Saving all your hacks for working at a tech park
Yo - punch it
So -
dumping core
I'm a
user, baby, so why don't you
kill(1) me?
(
Double dense floppy)
So - dumping core
I'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
Forces of evil in a
MUD/
MOO nightmare
Ban all the members in a phony #chat channel 'cause
One's got a handle and the other's got a
.plan
One online spammed the other and ran
With the
FTP and the insane print job
The daytime crap of the
alt.test slob
He hung himself with a call to ping
Twenty milliseconds and it's spitting out another string
RTFM if you can't relate
Trade the Sun for a car and the Web for a date
And
MIME is a nifty hack for mailing to a newbie
That's choking on my MPEGs
So - dumping core
I'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(Get crazy with the caps lock)
So - dumping core
I'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(Drive-by
BIFF post)
Yo, bring it on down
I'm a hacker, I'm a winner
Program's gonna work, I can feel it
So - dumping core
I'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(I can't retrieve you)
So - dumping core
I'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(
NULL)
So - dumping core
I'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(Sprecken sie
DOS, eh, baby)
So - dumping core
I'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(Know what I'm typin'?)
--Unknown, The Net