cow tipping (thing) by flyingfish

Cow tipping is an extremely cruel and stupid thing to do. Yes, it is fun to joke about, but when it comes down to it, you could seriously injure yourself and an innocent creature.

The reason most farmers will shoot at you when you go cow tipping is because animals have died as a result (trust me--I live in the South). The ones who escape death will usually have severely mangled shoulders.

If you must fullfill your urge to cow tip, please do so virtually at the badly constructed website http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9317/meowcow.html.

The cows thank you.

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