Looks as if we've left out the obvious Dr. Fez! I mean really. Do you think he learned to be so diabolical in trade school? Or to wield a nodeshell with such conviction and precision? That's not just street-skills. That's LONG YEARS OF TRAINING! Probably in the jungle compound, where he gained his degree in Being Smart. And then there are the nodes that he didn't shell, but wrote up. These have the fingerprints of overeducation all over them. The greasy, sweaty fingerprints, i might add.

Well, it's true. The egregiously overeducated love nothing more than oppressing those who rely on their homespun smarts. If it's so good, how's come they don't teach it in school? All those "heroes" are unquestioning tools of the patriarchy. TheFez knows his purpose and his potential, that's what makes him super. As a matter of fact, i'm tempted to become a supervillain now, just so i can oppress the uneducated. But mostly because of the cape. I guess when it comes down to it, i just want a cape. And i wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?