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Three of my friends were vandalizing my house

I caught them, went into my front yard, and they explained it was a celebratory fire they were lighting on my car. I chased them away and went inside to read.

I hear noises on my roof. Look through the kitchen window and see nothing. Next I hear my hose turning on and then see the hose coming through the window.

I wake up.

I recall that yesterday someone told me they would put a hose in my window while I am downstairs relaxing.