... And similar to the movie, sooner or later, the cops break down the door and bust you.

Somehow the end of this song never got noded. So, here it is, with audience participation in hard links where it overlaps the lyrics. (Original lyrics in bold.)


(RIFF and MAGENTA burst in wearing "space-age" constumes. RIFF brandishes a golden gun-like object with three prongs.)

AUDIENCE
Oh, no! Mom and Dad are home early!

RIFF (sings)
Frankenfurter it's all over
Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme
I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvania, pre-pare the tran-sit beeeam...

(MAGENTA turns to leave)

FRANK
Wait!

AUDIENCE (very fast)
What do you say when you get caught having sex with your neighbor's dog while wearing your Rocky costume?

FRANK
... I can explain.

AUDIENCE
Don't try to sing your way of it. You tried that last week and they shot you for it!



CST Approved.