(idea) by jessicapierce Wed Apr 19 2000 at 12:54:17
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  • Pete confessed he writes for the Onion.

  • I was myself and also this other woman from Texas - Dinah? She was receiving ghost messages through the air from a man who was not a ghost but knew some. He appeared to her at night, in her cabin, telling her about the ghost of Bill Evans. And there he was, this white guy, right in my driveway, talkin to me. He said "white guy" because he had been with the Indians for so long.

  • Driving around the mountain at night I somehow ended up behind the new Kroger. There was snow everywhere and Santa Clauses skulking. Why were there so many people standing around on the mountain? I had just gotten it into my head that they were mannequins for some sort of morbidly enormous Christmas display, but as I slowed the car I could see they were all moving towards me, faceless, and my car was stopping, and I couldn't help it, and I knew none of this was good.

    • I like it!