When I was a child I had a collection of chocolate bunnies stashed in my closet. The reason for this was that I could not bear to bite the head off of a cute little bunny. Do chocolate easter bunnies feel pain? How do you know? Who really knows?

My mother eventually caught on and, being a chocohaulic, began to offer to eat them for me. I loved my mother very much, so I let her have the bunnies I got for easter from her and my grandmother. I eventually began to recieve 6lb. chocolate easter bunnies made of german chocolate from my mother every year. Hrmm... I wonder why that is. :P

To this day I cannot eat chocolate bunnies.