Make-up, who came up with this shit? I can see the
cave men now, smearing mud on each other. To me it's the same thing.
Nothing to me, is more
sexy and exciting than to lean forward to kiss a
woman and _____________________ .
- ...inhale 3 pints of perfume
- ...get slapped because I am going to fuck up her lipstick...you know, the shit she is wearing to make herself look good for boys, or sometimes even to look good specifically for me
- ...come out of it wearing more lipstick than her
- ...come out of it lacking the ability to feel my face due to all of the base, primer, powder, dust, cream and SHIT smeared on my face
- ...end up looking like Carmen Miranda
If you would really like to know what makes you look like shit, its wearing make up, it ruins your complexion and your skin. Wash your face, give it a
healthy glow. Nothing to me is
sexier than smelling some
girlish soap. To me that is more personal than any
perfume. I know that when I smell it, I am close to the person.
Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces just don't do it for me.
I sometimes wonder if there is a woman somewhere out there who has a 2-hour commute to work and spends 2-hours in the bathroom a day. Combine that with 8 hours of work and a 2-hour commute home and that is 14 hours. Scary scary scary.
I mean 2 hours,
the mind boggles at what the fuck a person can do in the bathroom for two hours. She better be hiding a
vibrator in there somewhere because otherwise It doesn't seem possible that it could take that long to accomplish smearing
tinted mud on your face and spraying forty-six gallons of
hair spray in your hair. I wake up,
shower, get dressed, grab a
mocha and get to work in half an hour.
I have had
girlfriends who I have asked them to get
dressed so we can go to
Burger King for
a bite to eat and they take an hour doing their hair...to go to
Burger King for
Christ sake!
At any rate, I like women who look good without the oils and sprays and
roll-ons,
powders and other various horrors which can only be applied with something resembling a
pallet knife. If you have to perform
make-up miracles verging on
self performed reconstructive surgery...why bother?