A Sub Genius, is a member of the "
Church of the SubGenius"
founded by
J.R. Bob Dobbs in
1953. The church's doctrine "
The Book of the SubGenius", started by JR Bob Dobbs and revised by
D. Phigo U. Drummond and
Rev. Ivan Stang, defines their beliefe structure from
Aliens to
Slack to
X-ists and more. This is how the
good book itself describes these
fine people:
Most people totally misunderstand the term "SubGenius." Look at the
word.
What does it mean?
It means
NOTHING! It's utterly
ambiguous. All-purpose. It sure as hell
doesn't mean "
just below genius level." To "Bob" and his mighty friends
in
The Council of None, one
happy idiot is worth far more than ten A-Bomb
inventing geniuses. We throw most so-called "geniuses" OUT. They're too
nervous, they take themselves too seriously, they're
Snide. They do not
truly 'know'
Slack.
Praise "Bob," there are as many idiot SubGenii as "smart" ones. Most
prevalent, however, are
smart-asses. It isn't brains, but an intuitive,
anti-Pink,
anti-cute Attitude Mutation.
The Conspiracy has proved that you
can have "
high intelligence" but still not be able to Think.