The
Prophet of
Slack.
"Bob" speaks to
JHVH-1 on behalf of
humanity. For a mere
$30 you can travel with
"Bob" to
Planet X when the
X-ists come to
demolish planet Earth, on
July 5, 1998 (date adjusted as necessary according to the latest revelations of the
Papal calendrical conspiracy).
May be a pseudonym for L. Ron Hubbard.