I find it more likely that
moronic ravers will coerce your child into becoming a
droning,
babbling idiot that never shuts up and
ironically never has anything of value to say.
Being eaten would be too easy
Though I do have a problem with
sensationalistic reporting practices, I have an equally big problem with idiots. If I had an acre for every fucking conversation I have heard in which every sentence contains at least three instances of the words "like" or "duh" within it, I would already be my own sovereign nation.
DRUGS DON'T KILL YOU, THEY JUST MAKE YOU A COMPLETE FUCKING LACKWIT (No biggie)
You can argue all you want and I challenge you to find a "
raver" that doesn't act like a mumbling
spastic numbskull all the time. I certainly can't find one.
Smoking weed from dawn till dusk kills your fucking brain. I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but it is the truth.
They are annoying and stupid and yes, if I had children I would fret about them
grilling their brain cells day in and day out because they can't face reality.
Drugs are great in
moderation.
Music is great.
I own more techno than I will admit to; yet I find you will be hard pressed to come up with truly valid excuses for having an utter
disregard for your own life as if it were some sort of fairy land. Some day the music is going to stop and
mommy is going to stop shelling out the dough and a large portion of
Middle-America's children are going to fall on their asses.
I will, of course, be laughing.