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Why is it bad to compliment a woman's breasts? (idea)
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by
moJoe
Sun Oct 22 2000 at 23:20:50
No, it is "bad" to compliment a woman's breasts because they deal with it
ALL
DAY
LONG
Every waking moment of every hour of every day women know that somewhere across the street, across the room or
blatantly
right in front of them; someone is
ogling
at their
breasts
. Every day some greasy
weirdo
accosts them on the street or in a bar. Every day, all day, women get to deal with the debris caught in the
sexually pseudo-gravitational orbit
that seems to surround their enigmatic mams.
They are simply fed up.
Be different,
compliment
something else, try their eyes or their lips or even their hair. Failing that, be really different and say something nice about their personality, or, say nothing at all. If the only thing that you find appealing about them is their
tits
, the
relationship
probably isn't going to work out anyhow.
And remember, rule number one is: it's ok to look, just make sure you don't get caught.
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