When I found this node I could hardly believe that no one had included the numerous jokes based on this phrase. So here they are, preserved for posterity.
JESUS SAVES...
...
Moses invests.
...face
...But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
...and redeems valuable
coupons for gifts!
...sinners and redeems them for valuable prizes!
...by using double coupons and shopping wisely.
...He Passes It To
Gretzky...Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!
...His used
chewing gum on the Bed post overnight.
yeah,
Cthulhu saves too... in case he's hungry later.
...
Allah forgives,
Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice
sandwich.
...and takes
half damage!
...the rest of you take damage.
...but Moses gets it
wholesale
...
Buddha recycles."
yeah, maybe...
but what i want to know is:
- what kind of interest rate is He getting?
- are His deposits insured, and if so, by whom?
- how do i get in on the scam He's got going?