"My So-Called Life" was a song by the band The Ataris that was about one man and his obession with teen actress Claire Danes (she was a teenager when this was written at least). It starts out with the guy seeing her on television. His obsession prompts him to write many letters to her, and eventually trick her into coming on the Jerry Springer show. That doesn't work (actually she hits him with a chair), so the intrepid stalker hijacks a skywriting plane and writes her name across the sky, only to be arrested upon landing. He still hopes to see Claire again when his twenty years is served.

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